I am glad I was at a bar when I heard the news, otherwise I probably wouldn’t have overheard “Steve Jobs is dead.. but hand jobs are alive and well! Hi, my name’s Chris.”
Also, a guy bought me a drink because I let him talk about the new hotdogs at Sonic. “My, that one with the onion rings looks like a mouthful, don’t it?” “Yes… sir?” Free drink.
4 months ago