January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
5 posts
All the Single Ladies →
“But what transpired next lay well beyond the powers of everybody’s imagination: as women have climbed ever higher, men have been falling behind. We’ve arrived at the top of the staircase, finally ready to start our lives, only to discover a cavernous room at the tail end of a party, most of the men gone already, some having never shown up—and those who remain are leering by the cheese...
more more more!
S’more favorite music scenes in movies:
Ferris Bueller’s Parade Performance
Beetlejuice - Day-o
Back to the Future - Johnny B. Goode (it’s in HD, ya’ll!)
I am glad I was at a bar when I heard the news, otherwise I probably wouldn’t have overheard “Steve Jobs is dead.. but hand jobs are alive and well! Hi, my name’s Chris.”
Also, a guy bought me a drink because I let him talk about the new hotdogs at Sonic. “My, that one with the onion rings looks like a mouthful, don’t it?” “Yes… sir?”...
September 2011
2 posts
we're presenting at a conference!
“It looks like we are presenting on Monday morning from 10:15 to 11:15 in someplace called the MIRROR ROOM, which I think means we need more strippers.” - the always hilarious Gwen.
August 2011
3 posts
celebrating the end of a work project
Rob: who the F doent know how to print
me: we get asked how to print at least 20 times a day
Rob: damn
me: its kind of a complicated process, didnt you watch the video?
Rob: yes i watched it. all the way through
me: doesnt it seem kind of hard? for a student?
Rob: true, when I was at a public university we just had a little sheet on the computer telling you how to print
me: RIGHT. oh my gosh i tell my coworkers all the time that's what we need
Rob: at those prestigious private schools they have their videography major librarians spend countless hours creating a video
PHEW, it's over! IT'S OVER.
July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
7 posts
1 tag
lame, The Daily What!
either it’s just me or one of my favorite blogs has stopped updating it’s Tumblr. This is a bummer. I refuse to go to their dumb cheezburgerlolcat site so I need a new Tumblr to follow.
hypnoid? →
“You need to help others and to be thought of as a generous and kind individual. Often you are taken advantage of and regarded as simply part of the scenery. You work best when handling the work yourself; you do not appreciate a managerial role and tend to be uncomfortable in that position. Friendship is important to you, but it is generated on a personal basis, rarely a professional one....
May 2011
15 posts
criteria for defriending someone on facebook
i’ve halved my number of facebook friends and it has been truly amazing. if you too would like to clean out ye olde friends list feel free to follow these steps:
Defriend if:
you had a crush on that person in high school/college but now they are engaged or married
the person updates their status constantly and instead of just hiding their posts you think they deserve worse
you will...
April 2011
8 posts
30 songs →
Me too!
emerly:
day 01 - your favorite song day 02 - your least favorite song day 03 - a song that makes you happy day 04 - a song that makes you sad day 05 - a song that reminds you of someone day 06 - a song that reminds you of somewhere day 07 - a song that reminds you of a certain event day 08 - a song…
this is why Ayn Rand makes me uncomfortable →
“Ryan spares anybody over the age of 55 from any Medicare or Social Security cuts, because, he says, they “have organized their lives around these programs.” But the roughly one in seven Americans (and nearly one in four children) on food stamps? Apparently they can have their benefits yanked away because they were only counting on using them to eat.”
Calling for separation of Rand...
March 2011
5 posts
